A person’s body is their own business, but I do think important for partners to be on the same page when it comes to stuff like illegal substances.
“Hi honey. Did you get high last night? Want some breakfast to take the edge off that comedown? Or maybe a blowjob?”
Classic addict behavior. Turns the situation around to insinuate that it’s her fault she didn’t know he took drugs. What else is he keeping from her? And how many times has this happened before? Was it his first time smoking pot, or his fourth time out of rehab?
Or maybe she wanted to know because she was upset not to be a part of the action. Either way, sharing is caring.
Posted by thingsmyexsaid in Common Sense, Dating, Drugs, Yikes Tags: addiction, bad dates, behavior, comics, dating, drugs, ex-boyfriends, exes, getting high, illegal substances, lies, lying, men, quotes, relationships, sharing, smoking, things my ex said, tmxs, women
It’s almost Valentine’s Day! And in honor of Friday’s impending Hallmark holiday, we will be posting one new comic every day this week!
Kicking off the fun is this guy:
His logic is flawless.
Got a stupid ex? Want to see his or her quote up here in anonymous infamy? Submit your quote to ThingsMyExSaid!
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I feel like Jeff Foxworthy should have a stand up routine titled, “You just might be a sociopath.”
You’re right. Telling me solves everything. It doesn’t make you a selfish criminal, and it doesn’t highlight how little respect you have for me. I’m so glad you didn’t get wet in the rain, sweetie. Here’s a beer.
Posted by thingsmyexsaid in Common Sense, Crazytown, Reality Check, WTF? Tags: cars, dating, driving, ex-boyfriends, exes, holiday, Jeff Foxworthy, lying, relationships, selfish, sociopath, stealing, theft, things my ex said, tmxs, uninsured, vacation, wem, women
Sometimes, there’s more drama offstage than on.
I’m going to wager that his thoughts, had we filled in the words instead of a lingering ellipsis, would have been something like this.
Posted by thingsmyexsaid in Bad Dates, Cheating, Divorce, Marriage, Reality Check Tags: cheating, dating, ex-boyfriends, exes, honesty, humor, infidelity, lying, marriage, men, relationships, separation, things my ex said, tmxs, women
Congratulations for Teesha44 for winning the title of Best Worst Break Up!!! You’ve turned that lemon of an ex into some sweet, sugary lemonade! What did Teesha44 win? Well, besides getting to treasure the terrible memory forever with this comic strip below, Teesha44 wins a signed copy of the new book Axing My Exes, by Jerrica Zeron.
Want to read the whole break up story? Read the full winning entry here. A huge thanks to everyone who submitted their stories. And a special thank you to Jerrica Zeron for including ThingsMyExSaid in her contest!
Still got a terrible quote? Don’t worry! It may not come with a signed (hilarious) book, but you can still submit your quotes for free all day, every day, right here. 🙂
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Yes. Yes she did. Absolutely. And please note: if you find yourself backed into this kind of corner, use of the word “empirically” isn’t going to help you, it will only make you sound even douchier.