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To some people, I guess size really is everything.

Still your biggest

Well, let’s see, let me break out my measuring tape….

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We’re ending pretty strong with our last quote for the week. Let’s all celebrate her independence from this guy.

Thought about your motherOh God…


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Oh, well, if your mom says so…..

That awkward moment when you run into the guy you thought would ask you to his fraternity semi-formal…at the fraternity semi formal.

And then when he still hits on you.

And by hits on you, he says this:

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Yes! Yes! Take me to see your big flat screen plasma TV!!

Today we round up our March Madness Mondays with one of the most disturbing submissions I’ve received. Not only is this totally f*cked up, but it’s timely, as well. As the Steubenville  rape case just wraps itself up, so many of us are wondering, “How can horrible acts like this still happen? How is it possible that women and girls are still seen time and again as less than a person?” The best answer I can muster, particularly after reading this quote, is look to the schools. You know, those factories of peer imitation and role-modeling.

Who doesn’t want this high school teacher taking his/her daughter under his wing?

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At least this guy seems to be in some level of distress for being a total slimebag. Do we blame the movies, for casting pretty little–excuse meBright Young Things to prance around as leading ladies? Do we blame the students, for wearing cute little skirts and totally asking for it? Or do we blame (my preferred inclination) this asshole for being a creepy pervert? If you can’t get through a work day without mentally undressing your students, it’s time to find a new job.

Ordinarily, I try to let the quotes speak for themselves. But as the submissions keep coming in, and some of them are so incendiary, timely, and just upsetting, I may find it harder and harder (pun not intended) not to throw in my two cents about them. Your discussion is heartily encouraged.

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