Yep . . .That IS what he said.

Category Archives: Morning After

Don’t you despise long-distance relationships? When you finally find the one and then rearrange your life to be with them?

Well, this takes only wanting what you can’t have to a whole new level.

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Oh thanks, dude. Could have given me a heads-up that you were that strapped for a fuck buddy back home.


Just a friendly Monday morning reminder to atone for the mistakes you made last weekend.

don't count if you're drunk

What’s the most efficient way to get your significant other to never trust you again? That, right there.


To round out the weekend, I thought I’d level the playing field a bit. Here’s a quote by everyone, ever.

I'll Call you

Not even if you and I had the last phones on earth.


Suddenly, whatever is happening on your Monday isn’t going to seem so bad…

lube and gelYou’re welcome.


Ah, romance.

IT WAS REALLY NICE OF YOU

Got a romantic memory you are proud to say you’re ashamed of? Submit your quote here and see the scenes from your life immortalized in digital art!


Certain things just don’t ring well in the bedroom.

Not the girl I'm going to marry

I’m going to say chances are, she did know. Chances are, she agreed with him. But perhaps that was something better discussed over tea. . . or at least breakfast.


TMXS - Coffee

Happy Valentine’s Day! We’ll be celebrating all day here by posting the first in our series of stupid quotes that YOUR ex said.



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