February 14, 2020
Seven years ago today, we were launched! And then we posted a whole lot of insane quotes from your exes.
And then we didn’t.
ThingsMyExSaid is making it official and heading into Instagram territory! Follow us @things_my_ex_said to enjoy our old favorites, and check out some new, never-before-posted quotes, too!
Happy Valentine’s Day.
April 2, 2014
Don’t you despise long-distance relationships? When you finally find the one and then rearrange your life to be with them?
Well, this takes only wanting what you can’t have to a whole new level.
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Oh thanks, dude. Could have given me a heads-up that you were that strapped for a fuck buddy back home.
November 18, 2013
Just a friendly Monday morning reminder to atone for the mistakes you made last weekend.
What’s the most efficient way to get your significant other to never trust you again? That, right there.
November 15, 2013
To round out the weekend, I thought I’d level the playing field a bit. Here’s a quote by everyone, ever.
Not even if you and I had the last phones on earth.
October 28, 2013
Suddenly, whatever is happening on your Monday isn’t going to seem so bad…
July 15, 2013
Got a romantic memory you are proud to say you’re ashamed of? Submit your quote here and see the scenes from your life immortalized in digital art!
May 8, 2013
Certain things just don’t ring well in the bedroom.
I’m going to say chances are, she did know. Chances are, she agreed with him. But perhaps that was something better discussed over tea. . . or at least breakfast.
February 14, 2013
Happy Valentine’s Day! We’ll be celebrating all day here by posting the first in our series of stupid quotes that YOUR ex said.