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I feel like Jeff Foxworthy should have a stand up routine titled, “You just might be a sociopath.”

I used your car

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You’re right. Telling me solves everything. It doesn’t make you a selfish criminal, and it doesn’t highlight how little respect you have for me. I’m so glad you didn’t get wet in the rain, sweetie. Here’s a beer.


What’s a little fraud between sweethearts?

Did you use my credit card?

Nope. It’s not totally fine. There is nothing fine about this.



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