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This week’s quote is almost sweet. She’s jealous. They were at a crappy party. And he’s in love with her. Actually.

figure out how to tell youIf he comes to terms with dropping the “L word” by surrounding himself with other women, I wonder what his proposal’s going to be like?


Gag.

couldn't be me

Ohmigosh! As a matter of fact, it was! How’d you guess? You must read my mind. That’s because we are purrrrfect together. Best pickup line, ever! Here are my panties.

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You’re studying! Or working. Or otherwise busy. So really, it’s your fault that I’m flirting with other women.

Also… MySpace? Seriously? This must be a dated quote, or this guy’s flirting skills are back in 2005.

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Children clearly fall under the category of Very Big Deal. Nevermind your own, putting up with¬†somebody else’s kids¬†would be¬†a lot to ask.

your children in my life

But there has to be a better way to say this.

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Sometimes, it’s just nice to know you’re appreciated.

puts up with you

Chances are, that could be¬†true. In fact, I think I’ve even¬†seen quirky Valentine’s cards with the same¬†sentiment written on them. But unless you get away with that kind of humor, you don’t get away with that kind of humor. And since this quote got submitted to Things My Ex Said, I’m guessing he didn’t get away with it, in the long run.


Fatalistic, much? Alone forever

Listen, honey. It’s me or solitude for the rest of your life. Peace out.

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I’m having trouble following his logic.

Sex-only relationship

I suppose we can’t blame him for trying. Wait a minute. Yes, we can.

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Girl dates boy. Boy dumps girl. Boy gets beat up in a fight. Boy asks girl to come see him in the hospital. Girl takes an hour-long taxi ride by herself to come visit boy.

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Boy either wore off the meds, or fails at expressing himself, completely.

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To some people, I guess size really is everything.

Still your biggest

Well, let’s see, let me break out my measuring tape….

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It’s good for people to understand their priorities in relationships.

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This has got to be one of the hands down worst ways of explaining to someone that she isn’t pretty enough to be your girlfriend. Also, this whole list thing is just pretty cringe-y in general. Might¬†as well call this¬†“10 Things I Wish I Loved About You.”

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