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Today, we turn to one of the great movies of the late 20th century: 10 Things I Hate About You.

Bianca: There’s a difference between like and love. Because, I like my Sketchers, but I love my Prada backpack.
Chastity: But I love my Sketchers.
Bianca: That’s because you don’t have a Prada backpack.

It’s important to know the difference between “like” and “love.” Or in this case, “strong feelings”…

I love the Rockies

Well, at least he knew his priorities.


Starting to itch yet? VD is almost upon us!

You must be on birth control.

 

Batten down the hatches, lonely people! It’s going to be a stormy weekend.


That’s right. Five whole days until it’s impossible to get a restaurant table. And forget getting seen with any of your new friends, making Saturday plans on Valentine’s Day just adds a whole new level of complicated to a casual or pre-what-are-we-conversation relationship. Best avoided. I recommend volunteering to babysit for your coupled-and-progenied friends!

And there’s this.

Spending every moment with you

 


What’s good party etiquette? Not this.

manscaping

What the….

At least he was honest? I don’t know if that’s better, actually. I appreciate a good manscape as much as the next girl, but during the party? Come on. Nobody’s that insecure, are they? Woof.

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Gag.

couldn't be me

Ohmigosh! As a matter of fact, it was! How’d you guess? You must read my mind. That’s because we are purrrrfect together. Best pickup line, ever! Here are my panties.

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You’re studying! Or working. Or otherwise busy. So really, it’s your fault that I’m flirting with other women.

Also… MySpace? Seriously? This must be a dated quote, or this guy’s flirting skills are back in 2005.

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Children clearly fall under the category of Very Big Deal. Nevermind your own, putting up with¬†somebody else’s kids¬†would be¬†a lot to ask.

your children in my life

But there has to be a better way to say this.

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Sometimes, it’s just nice to know you’re appreciated.

puts up with you

Chances are, that could be¬†true. In fact, I think I’ve even¬†seen quirky Valentine’s cards with the same¬†sentiment written on them. But unless you get away with that kind of humor, you don’t get away with that kind of humor. And since this quote got submitted to Things My Ex Said, I’m guessing he didn’t get away with it, in the long run.


In every casual dating situation, there comes that moment when it’s time to take the next step and become exclusive.

…Or not.

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May that little hardened lump of carbon bring him much happiness. This lady will never look at the Tiffany’s shop window in the same way again.

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I love a good non sequitur as much as the next geeky humorist, but this one makes no sense.

Drink was druggedExcuse me, miss? He wasn’t talking about anything funny. Unless you’re so disturbed by his news that the only response your brain can handle is to completely deny reality, there’s no reason or excuse for having that be your reply. Shame on you.

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