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I really like bigger girls

This might be the worst compliment ever. Not because there is anything wrong with size 4 or any other size out there, but because he’s using the compliment to make himself sound like a better person by hinting that he might be the best she can get.

She might as well have said, “I really love your face. A lot of women don’t like it, but I enjoy being with someone who’s less attractive than me.”

The narration here is actually still from the original comic. But the idiocy was all his.

How do I look?

The only time this answer is appropriate is when she chooses to dress as Lolita for Halloween. But…if she chooses to dress as Lolita for Halloween? Run.

Also, I love that the chick in the original comic was planning to use her gaping keyhole dress to manipulate Joe into doing…something. And everything has exclamation marks!


As a recently-turned 28-year old, this reader submission pretty much sums up my (very first world) worst nightmare.

day over 30

Date over. Now. I need to go home, eat a pint of Ben & Jerry’s, drink half a bottle of Pinot Grigio and schedule a meeting with the undertaker to see if he can formaldehyde the crows feet off my face.


Big news today from ThingsMyExSaid: We’re switching from posting twice a week to three times a week! Keep an eye out for new posts every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday!

And to celebrate, here’s a classy gent:



So keep your stories coming on our submission page! We’ll be back on Wednesday with a new horrific comic.


Since I haven’t had any presidential quotes yet submitted (that I know of!), in honor the new acting job I’m starting today I’ve posted a quote that’s near and dear to my heart. Cheers!

business man


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