January 24, 2014
Surprise! You’re the “other woman”.
Listen. When I took you out to dinner and brought you home, I thought you were doing that with the knowledge that my soon-to-be-ex-wife will be stopping by in the morning to pick up more of her stuff. Oh, and please disregard her panties hanging up to dry in the bathroom. You didn’t know I still had a wife? Well. That’s your fault. You should have checked my facebook relationship status.
Posted by thingsmyexsaid in Bad Dates, Cheating, Clueless, Divorce, Reality Check Tags: dating, divorce, ex-boyfriends, exes, facebook, humor, listening, love triangle, marriage, men, relationships, surprise, things my ex said, tmxs, women, wtf, Yikes
November 11, 2013
It’s really inconvenient when you make me have to destroy the evidence.
I mean, I’d love to share all these conversations with you, but you think I’m being a shifty bastard.
Posted by thingsmyexsaid in Cheating, Dating, Friends, Modern Relationship, Reality Check, WTF? Tags: cheating, dating, ex-boyfriends, exes, facebook, flirting, humor, lies, men, messaging, other women, relationships, romance, things my ex said, tmxs
May 20, 2013
I’m sure the first question you asked when you got up this morning was, how does social media affect the men who want to tell us what to do?
No, my dear. You’re missing the point. You don’t get to tell your girlfriend what to wear. Although, maybe we could make a new song, “If you like it then you should have put some pants on it…” But then, of course, she’d be wearing the pants.
Posted by thingsmyexsaid in Appearance, Common Sense, Dating, Modern Relationship, Relationship Tags: ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, facebook, girlfriend, missing the point, sex appeal, sexy, sharing, shorts, things my ex said, tmxs
April 4, 2013
Lesson of the day: if you have to seek someone out to announce that you’re over them, you’re not.
Posted by thingsmyexsaid in Break Ups, Common Sense, Dating, Modern Relationship, Relationship Tags: boyfriend, break ups, breaking up, dating, defriending, ex boyfriend, facebook, moving on, relationships, thingsmy ex said, tmxs