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One thing I’m a big fan of in relationships is consistency.

tightest lay

Is the lesson here: how quickly one can forget the good times? Or how easy it is to lie when you’re trying to get laid?

Hope you’ve all got your tickets, because tonight’s final performance of Things My Ex Said: the Cabaret is sold out! Can’t wait to play to another packed house in Glasgow tonight! It’s been such a blast, and cannot wait to share some highlights with you folks online, very soon!

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Don’t you despise long-distance relationships? When you finally find the one and then rearrange your life to be with them?

Well, this takes only wanting what you can’t have to a whole new level.

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Oh thanks, dude. Could have given me a heads-up that you were that strapped for a fuck buddy back home.


Suddenly, whatever is happening on your Monday isn’t going to seem so bad…

lube and gelYou’re welcome.


Ah, romance.

IT WAS REALLY NICE OF YOU

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Certain things just don’t ring well in the bedroom.

Not the girl I'm going to marry

I’m going to say chances are, she did know. Chances are, she agreed with him. But perhaps that was something better discussed over tea. . . or at least breakfast.


TMXS - Coffee

Happy Valentine’s Day! We’ll be celebrating all day here by posting the first in our series of stupid quotes that YOUR ex said.



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