May 16, 2014
One thing I’m a big fan of in relationships is consistency.
Is the lesson here: how quickly one can forget the good times? Or how easy it is to lie when you’re trying to get laid?
Hope you’ve all got your tickets, because tonight’s final performance of Things My Ex Said: the Cabaret is sold out! Can’t wait to play to another packed house in Glasgow tonight! It’s been such a blast, and cannot wait to share some highlights with you folks online, very soon!
Posted by thingsmyexsaid in Common Sense, Dating, Hooking Up, Romance, Sex Tags: cabaret, chemistry, comics, dating, drinking, ex-boyfriends, exes, final performance, getting laid, glasgow, hooking up, humor, men, modern relationships, morning after, quotes, relationships, sex, things my ex said, tmxs, women
April 2, 2014
Don’t you despise long-distance relationships? When you finally find the one and then rearrange your life to be with them?
Well, this takes only wanting what you can’t have to a whole new level.
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Oh thanks, dude. Could have given me a heads-up that you were that strapped for a fuck buddy back home.
Posted by thingsmyexsaid in Break Ups, Morning After, Rejected, Relationship, Sex Tags: attraction, break ups, breakups, dating, ex-boyfriends, exes, heartbreak, long distance, love, making love, men, morning after, moving, physical appearance, rejection, relationships, sex, things my ex said, tmxs, women
October 28, 2013
Suddenly, whatever is happening on your Monday isn’t going to seem so bad…
Posted by thingsmyexsaid in Bad Dates, Common Sense, Girls Are Jerks Too, Hooking Up, Modern Relationship, Morning After, Sex, Yikes Tags: apologies, couples, dating, hooking up, humor, love, mistakes, morning after, omg, relationships, sex, sorry, things my ex said, tmxs, wtf, Yikes
July 15, 2013
Got a romantic memory you are proud to say you’re ashamed of? Submit your quote here and see the scenes from your life immortalized in digital art!
Posted by thingsmyexsaid in Dating, Hooking Up, Morning After, Reunited Tags: dating, drinking, funny, hooking up, morning after, things my ex said, tmxs
May 8, 2013
Certain things just don’t ring well in the bedroom.
I’m going to say chances are, she did know. Chances are, she agreed with him. But perhaps that was something better discussed over tea. . . or at least breakfast.
Posted by thingsmyexsaid in Hooking Up, Marriage, Morning After, Reality Check, Relationship, Sex Tags: boyfriends, dating, hooking up, marriage, morning after, relationships, things my ex said, tmxs
February 14, 2013
Happy Valentine’s Day! We’ll be celebrating all day here by posting the first in our series of stupid quotes that YOUR ex said.
Posted by thingsmyexsaid in Bad Dates, Coffee, Dating, Food and Drink, Morning After, Romance, Sex Tags: bad dates, Coffee, dating, java, morning after, quotes, romance, sex, thanks, Trifecta of Love, Valetine's day