Yep . . .That IS what he said.

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Ah, love. Who doesn’t love to be in love? And to be loved in return? No strings, no ifs or clauses, just pure and simple love.

different definitions of love

Let me guess. His definition involves sleeping with other people.

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I sure seem to get a lot of quotes that touch on this theme. Makes me wonder. . . how many dates with a douche does it take to get to this point? One? Two? Three? Ten? It’s like the tootsie pop riddle for the new millennium.

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I’m going to venture that no, she doesn’t.

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If somebody actually “allows” you to do this, maybe it’s not the right circumstance to say thank you. I think that’s gotta be the kind of thing where you push it deep under the rug and never talk about it again.

. . .Do you think he said please?

the affair

Okay. I think this one needs more explanation. Like, did she actually allow him an affair? Does she get to have one now, too? Did he actually think she could stop him? “What if” she kicked him in the face?


Let’s play the game Marry, F*ck, or Kill.

It's you I think about

Guess which one you make me want to do.


Fair enough.

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No, certainly not. Why would she do that?

But seriously. If there were ever an excuse for being a bitch, isn’t “you cheated on me” the case?



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