I feel like Jeff Foxworthy should have a stand up routine titled, “You just might be a sociopath.”
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You’re right. Telling me solves everything. It doesn’t make you a selfish criminal, and it doesn’t highlight how little respect you have for me. I’m so glad you didn’t get wet in the rain, sweetie. Here’s a beer.
Posted by thingsmyexsaid in Common Sense, Crazytown, Reality Check, WTF? Tags: cars, dating, driving, ex-boyfriends, exes, holiday, Jeff Foxworthy, lying, relationships, selfish, sociopath, stealing, theft, things my ex said, tmxs, uninsured, vacation, wem, women
December 18, 2013 at 11:06 am
You’re all beautiful! I want to rescue all of your contributors from these arse-holes. I’m pretty sure you’d find something wrong with me, but geez. I don’t think it would be this bad. WTF?
December 19, 2013 at 3:45 am
Thank you! I do, too. But luckily at least, most of the contributors are sending in quotes about their exes (although not always), so hopefully they’ve moved on to better times and people.
kimberly townsend palmer
December 18, 2013 at 8:45 pm
I love your blog!!!!
December 19, 2013 at 3:40 am
December 19, 2013 at 8:08 am
men are just so different
December 20, 2013 at 8:32 am
Oh if someone ever did that to me…
December 27, 2013 at 9:35 am
Lmao, the general male mentallity. Love the blog