I feel like Jeff Foxworthy should have a stand up routine titled, “You just might be a sociopath.”
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You’re right. Telling me solves everything. It doesn’t make you a selfish criminal, and it doesn’t highlight how little respect you have for me. I’m so glad you didn’t get wet in the rain, sweetie. Here’s a beer.
thingsmyexsaid 
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You’re all beautiful! I want to rescue all of your contributors from these arse-holes. I’m pretty sure you’d find something wrong with me, but geez. I don’t think it would be this bad. WTF?
thingsmyexsaid
Thank you! I do, too. But luckily at least, most of the contributors are sending in quotes about their exes (although not always), so hopefully they’ve moved on to better times and people.
kimberly townsend palmer
I love your blog!!!!
thingsmyexsaid
Thank you!!
lifelivingmoments
men are just so different
sexandthecincy
Oh if someone ever did that to me…
meowlife
Lmao, the general male mentallity. Love the blog