Yep . . .That IS what he said.

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As I’m sure we all agree, many a relationship has been saved in semantics.

Just kidding.

I said you were thick

Hmmm. Maybe he’s calling her dumb? Somehow I think that’s worse.


Folks, what’s up with using other people to masturbate? Come on now.

Mind if I fart?Nothing like skipping ahead to the “comfortably disillusioned” phase right away!


Today, we turn to one of the great movies of the late 20th century: 10 Things I Hate About You.

Bianca: There’s a difference between like and love. Because, I like my Sketchers, but I love my Prada backpack.
Chastity: But I love my Sketchers.
Bianca: That’s because you don’t have a Prada backpack.

It’s important to know the difference between “like” and “love.” Or in this case, “strong feelings”…

I love the Rockies

Well, at least he knew his priorities.


Sometimes, we all need some space.

I need some space

Sometimes, taking that space makes you an insensitive jerk.

 


How was everyone’s Valentine’s Day? Sometimes, holidays or birthdays and the-like can be built up to the point where you end up feeling a let down. Like the disappointing birthday card in Cards Against Humanity. And then maybe you have a fight. Anybody have a V-Day like that? And then you inevitably try to talk to your significant other about what went wrong…

And sometimes, instead of a resolution, you come to an impasse like this:

WANT YOU TO APOLOGIZE

Nope. That is not a real apology.


Starting to itch yet? VD is almost upon us!

You must be on birth control.

 

Batten down the hatches, lonely people! It’s going to be a stormy weekend.


Happy Tuesday! How many of you are city dwellers? The struggle is real.

Working in the City

Dating outside your borough? Look at your life, look at your choices.



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