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Monthly Archives: April 2013

In honor of flying back home to NYC today:


Really? Please. Just please.

In other news, this is the first TMXS update I’ve posted from an airport! And boy do I feel important, doing business on the go. On the fly? On the wing? I’m giddy with options! Or perhaps that’s just sleep deprivation. Anyways, home I go, and thankfully not to this guy.

Today I’d like to ask this question: what is a modern relationship? It’s pretty clear what it meant to this guy:



But is there really something worth being called a “modern relationship”? Are relationships so different today that they deserve this title? Or are we only having the same relationships we’ve always had, in a modern setting?

 I’d like to think a truly “modern relationship” is ideally post-feminist one, where lovers are partners in a truer sense of the word than ever before. But you can’t read the news or watch TV without knowing that post-feminism isn’t remotely close to where we’ve arrived, as a people. But it makes me sad to think, that to some people, the idea of modernity and fidelity are not only set apart from each other, but possibly even opposites. Or is it possible, in this day of statuses and tweeting and “liking” as a button rather than a feeling, that the offender above meant a modern relationship was one that lacked any interpersonal investment at all?

But really, all of this begs the question to me: if that is a modern relationship, what the hell is  post-modern relationship? Cave-man-esque scenes are brought to mind. Or is that love with robots?

Who said romance was dead? Hmm, probably this guy.

If you were my first girlfriend

They say that marriage dulls the excitement, but it looks like this guy got over it way back in high school.

Big news today from ThingsMyExSaid: We’re switching from posting twice a week to three times a week! Keep an eye out for new posts every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday!

And to celebrate, here’s a classy gent:



So keep your stories coming on our submission page! We’ll be back on Wednesday with a new horrific comic.

That awkward moment when you run into the guy you thought would ask you to his fraternity semi-formal…at the fraternity semi formal.

And then when he still hits on you.

And by hits on you, he says this:

Plasma TV wm

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Yes! Yes! Take me to see your big flat screen plasma TV!!

There are certain things you just don’t want to hear when you’re cuddling. At the beach.

dancer thin wm

In other news, ThingsMyExSaid is 2 months old! Cheers to the over 4,000 visitors who’ve checked us out since Valentine’s Day! Keep on sending in your submissions, and we’ll keep on posting!

Working in the City

But when your apartment was 15 minutes from his office, things were great!

Okay, so it’s not my soulmate. But I did find a new hummus this weekend that is to die for. Enough about me.

Found a new booty call? Slept together 4 days ago? This is one of those things you don’t want to hear him to say.

I met my soulmate

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Translation: “Our connection” = “I’d still really like to keep having sex with you.”

Okay, so this isn’t a quote from somebody’s ex. But as I was matching some more 4-star quotes to comic strips this morning, I came across this:

Too Fat for Love

From the 1950s comic strip Dream of Love, we see that yes, fat girls too can dream of love. Even in Hollywood! And don’t even let me get started on Dr. Anthony King, Hollywood Psychiatrist! Although, not gonna lie… “Hollywood Psychiatrist” would look almost as cool on a business card as “Doctor Cop”. I thought this comic was more than offensive enough on its own, so rather than pair it with a quote, I thought I’d let it stand alone on this special Saturday TMXS post!

Lesson of the day: if you have to seek someone out to announce that you’re over them, you’re not.defriend on facebook wm

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