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Seven years ago today, we were launched! And then we posted a whole lot of insane quotes from your exes.

And then we didn’t.

ThingsMyExSaid is making it official and heading into Instagram territory! Follow us @things_my_ex_said to enjoy our old favorites, and check out some new, never-before-posted quotes, too!TMXS - Coffee

Happy Valentine’s Day.


Folks, what’s up with using other people to masturbate? Come on now.

Mind if I fart?Nothing like skipping ahead to the “comfortably disillusioned” phase right away!


There are several elements to this submission that (for me, at least) make it one of our most confusing, ever.

even though i don't want to

Wait a minute… did he just accuse her of being a rapist? Is she a rapist? If the genders were reversed, would we perceive this scenario differently? Somehow, since she was the one who submitted this quote, I suspect she had no idea he wasn’t into their physical relationship. But seriously. What the hell is going on there? Why was he having sex with her? Guys, gals, folks in between: don’t have sex with people you don’t want to have sex with! Relationships are complicated enough.

Or what if she was, like, his dominatrix or something, and this was part of their role play….

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We’re back! And don’t worry, we’re keeping it classy.

do four chicks

I wonder if he found them.

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I’m having trouble following his logic.

Sex-only relationship

I suppose we can’t blame him for trying. Wait a minute. Yes, we can.

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To some people, I guess size really is everything.

Still your biggest

Well, let’s see, let me break out my measuring tape….

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When Things My Ex Said and Tinder collide… the results are exactly what you’d expect.

thoughts on bondage

Music to bondage? Seems like a reasonable segue to me. Isn’t the “getting to know you” stage grand? At least he got right to the point.

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