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Monthly Archives: August 2013

Come on girls, don’t be creepy.

Have you considered marriage?

Have they considered eloping in Canada?


When boinking your girlfriend just isn’t an option…

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No shit, Sherlock.


The jocks and the geeks don’t mix! The jocks and the geeks don’t mix!

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YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US!!!


You shrunk my sweater

And if you take a step closer, I will strangle you with a very tiny sweater.


If you look at sitcom fodder, nabbing a doctor is supposed to be like winning the lottery. A doctor? Break me off a piece! I want one! Let’s make him a pediatrician, so I’ll live in a fab house and my kids will be the healthiest kids in the world… Well, ladies and gentlemen, doctors can have some ambitions of their own.

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Oh wait. Not worth it. Back to dating unemployed aspiring….whatevers… in three, two, one.


That one time you follow the instructions for an easy up-do in Cosmo.

Lord of the Rings Hair

Chances are, unless you met her on a ComicCon message board, she’s not going to love this compliment. But at least he didn’t say Star Wars!


Ladies, aren’t we always saying we want to find a man who’s ready to commit? Sounds like this guy is on the right track!

We should settle downOh wait… commit and give up aren’t the same thing? Right.

Guys, take notice: nothing is more desirable in a mate than when he possesses a complete lack of ambition or drive, and has a total willingness for your daddy to take care of him.


Sometimes, enough is enough.

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My question is, what is he going to do with all those Coach purses? (Please say use them, please say use them!)



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