April 4, 2014
A person’s body is their own business, but I do think important for partners to be on the same page when it comes to stuff like illegal substances.
“Hi honey. Did you get high last night? Want some breakfast to take the edge off that comedown? Or maybe a blowjob?”
Classic addict behavior. Turns the situation around to insinuate that it’s her fault she didn’t know he took drugs. What else is he keeping from her? And how many times has this happened before? Was it his first time smoking pot, or his fourth time out of rehab?
Or maybe she wanted to know because she was upset not to be a part of the action. Either way, sharing is caring.
Posted by thingsmyexsaid in Common Sense, Dating, Drugs, Yikes Tags: addiction, bad dates, behavior, comics, dating, drugs, ex-boyfriends, exes, getting high, illegal substances, lies, lying, men, quotes, relationships, sharing, smoking, things my ex said, tmxs, women
December 9, 2013
This would be one thing if the guy was only, say, twelve years old. Or if they had been hanging out for longer than 45 minutes.
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I can hear the taunting from here…. Cowboy Jim likes girls, oooooh!
But seriously, lying is better than admitting I would hang out with you.
Posted by thingsmyexsaid in Bad Dates, Friends, Rejected, Yikes Tags: bad dates, cowboy, Cowboy Jim, dating, friends, humor, job interview, lies, maturity, peer pressure, rejection, relationships, romance, rude, sports, things my ex said, tmxs, wtf, Yikes
November 15, 2013
To round out the weekend, I thought I’d level the playing field a bit. Here’s a quote by everyone, ever.
Not even if you and I had the last phones on earth.
Posted by thingsmyexsaid in Bad Dates, Dating, Modern Relationship, Morning After, Relationship Tags: booty call, boys, dating, ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriends, exes, girls, hooking up, humor, lies, men, relationships, things my ex said, tmxs, women
November 11, 2013
It’s really inconvenient when you make me have to destroy the evidence.
I mean, I’d love to share all these conversations with you, but you think I’m being a shifty bastard.
Posted by thingsmyexsaid in Cheating, Dating, Friends, Modern Relationship, Reality Check, WTF? Tags: cheating, dating, ex-boyfriends, exes, facebook, flirting, humor, lies, men, messaging, other women, relationships, romance, things my ex said, tmxs