Yep . . .That IS what he said.

Monthly Archives: July 2013

Ladies and gentlemen, the price of love:

IF I DIDN'T LOVE YOU

You know we’ve all thought it, at one point or another.


Worst version of “it’s not you, it’s me,” ever.

I need therapyYou’re not only so great, that I need to get as far away from you and possible and undergo an extensive mental overhaul. It’s going to take years, so. . . ya know. . . don’t call me.


He’s a keen observer, this one.

How much tighter my ass is

She probably noticed the first time she saw him naked, and secretly hated her butt because of it. But nice of him to take his head out of his own tight ass and finally notice.


Wow. Guys, what not to say on a first date? It’s this.

I was talking about the chicken

And that chicken now has a better chance of getting lucky than you do. Surprise! The mirror can be cruel.


When you’re actually lucky enough to get laid, never say this.

Boom Goes the DynamiteNever.


Some may say nice guys finish last, but in this case it sounds more like he dodged a bullet.

You are too nice to me

Yeah. Nice people? F*ck that.



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