July 31, 2013
Ladies and gentlemen, the price of love:
You know we’ve all thought it, at one point or another.
July 29, 2013
Worst version of “it’s not you, it’s me,” ever.
You’re not only so great, that I need to get as far away from you and possible and undergo an extensive mental overhaul. It’s going to take years, so. . . ya know. . . don’t call me.
July 26, 2013
He’s a keen observer, this one.
She probably noticed the first time she saw him naked, and secretly hated her butt because of it. But nice of him to take his head out of his own tight ass and finally notice.
July 24, 2013
Wow. Guys, what not to say on a first date? It’s this.
And that chicken now has a better chance of getting lucky than you do. Surprise! The mirror can be cruel.
July 22, 2013
And then there was this guy.
Yes. Yes, it is.
July 19, 2013
When you’re actually lucky enough to get laid, never say this.
July 17, 2013
Some may say nice guys finish last, but in this case it sounds more like he dodged a bullet.
Yeah. Nice people? F*ck that.