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Luckily enough, all of my relationships have failed so quickly they’ve never come to divorce. So I really don’t know anything about it. But honestly, this seems pretty whack.

divorce petition

The “good” news? He’s on his second lawyer now. And somewhere in between all the property, claims, and collateral damage are two broken hearts.

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This is the male version of playing dress up:

a shit wife“You’re fun to play dress up in, but I wouldn’t actually wear you to the prom.”

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Not to knock the power of prayer, or any sort of spirituality… But when you’re dissolving an engagement, the futility of your messages to God aren’t going to make her feel any better.

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Yeah, “sorry” isn’t gonna cut it, either.

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Your wife is pregnant. Congratulations! Now, guest artist “O” reminds us to never, ever say this:

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Seriously. You might as well relocate to the garage, because the sleeping on the couch is officially too good for you.

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I think this might be the most awkward agreement to dissolve an engagement, ever.

asking for the engagement ring back

What came next? Awkward silence? That moment when you say, “Wait a minute. . . did we just. . . break up?” (Beat.) “I think so.” ? Or were they just like, “Aight, bye.” ?

The world may never know.


Sometimes, there’s more drama offstage than on.

You haven't told her

I’m going to wager that his thoughts, had we filled in the words instead of a lingering ellipsis, would have been something like this.


Come on girls, don’t be creepy.

Have you considered marriage?

Have they considered eloping in Canada?



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