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As I’m sure we all agree, many a relationship has been saved in semantics.

Just kidding.

I said you were thick

Hmmm. Maybe he’s calling her dumb? Somehow I think that’s worse.

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And the ever classic, ever clueless:

That shirt makes you look fat copy

It sort of has a timeless ring to it, doesn’t it? Almost poetic in its simplicity.


Big news today from ThingsMyExSaid: We’re switching from posting twice a week to three times a week! Keep an eye out for new posts every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday!

And to celebrate, here’s a classy gent:

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So keep your stories coming on our submission page! We’ll be back on Wednesday with a new horrific comic.


There are certain things you just don’t want to hear when you’re cuddling. At the beach.

dancer thin wm

In other news, ThingsMyExSaid is 2 months old! Cheers to the over 4,000 visitors who’ve checked us out since Valentine’s Day! Keep on sending in your submissions, and we’ll keep on posting!


It’s April Fool’s Day! So we thought you’d enjoy seeing one of the more foolish first-date quotes we’ve had submitted. When an attempt at a compliment goes very, very wrong…

funny 'cause you're fat wm

We give extra points for her sassy comeback line!



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