I feel like Jeff Foxworthy should have a stand up routine titled, “You just might be a sociopath.”
You’re right. Telling me solves everything. It doesn’t make you a selfish criminal, and it doesn’t highlight how little respect you have for me. I’m so glad you didn’t get wet in the rain, sweetie. Here’s a beer.
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