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Just a friendly Monday morning reminder to atone for the mistakes you made last weekend.

don't count if you're drunk

What’s the most efficient way to get your significant other to never trust you again? That, right there.


To round out the weekend, I thought I’d level the playing field a bit. Here’s a quote by everyone, ever.

I'll Call you

Not even if you and I had the last phones on earth.


I can think of more than just the obvious reason not to have sex with this guy.

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Clearly, he thinks the elephant in the room isn’t his absent girlfriend.


Suddenly, whatever is happening on your Monday isn’t going to seem so bad…

lube and gelYou’re welcome.


Let’s play the game Marry, F*ck, or Kill.

It's you I think about

Guess which one you make me want to do.


You know what? Sometimes guys aren’t mean. Sometimes they think you’re smokin’ hot.

CLICK TO ENLARGE!

CLICK TO ENLARGE!

No, guy. I think the question is, what else are you looking for? Because that nice body probably has a nice person inside. Or at least a nice face.


May you never be in a relationship that gets to this point:

intimacy and affection

Have an intimate and affectionate weekend, everybody! Whatever that means to you. Unfortunately for her, it meant some naked time.


When boinking your girlfriend just isn’t an option…

CLICK TO ENLARGE!

CLICK TO ENLARGE!

No shit, Sherlock.


Ah, romance.

IT WAS REALLY NICE OF YOU

Got a romantic memory you are proud to say you’re ashamed of? Submit your quote here and see the scenes from your life immortalized in digital art!


Certain things just don’t ring well in the bedroom.

Not the girl I'm going to marry

I’m going to say chances are, she did know. Chances are, she agreed with him. But perhaps that was something better discussed over tea. . . or at least breakfast.



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