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Really needed to get off.

Folks, what’s up with using other people to masturbate? Come on now.

Nothing like skipping ahead to the “comfortably disillusioned” phase right away!

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How to please me.

Want tickets to the gun show?

…I didn’t think so. Quite frankly, dude, it’s not that hard to figure out. Pun intended.

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It’s you I think about.

October 23, 2013

Let’s play the game Marry, F*ck, or Kill.

Guess which one you make me want to do.

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