April 15, 2015
Folks, what’s up with using other people to masturbate? Come on now.
Nothing like skipping ahead to the “comfortably disillusioned” phase right away!
May 2, 2014
Want tickets to the gun show?
…I didn’t think so. Quite frankly, dude, it’s not that hard to figure out. Pun intended.
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October 23, 2013
Let’s play the game Marry, F*ck, or Kill.
Guess which one you make me want to do.