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Category Archives: Food and Drink

What’s better than being taken out to dinner by your honey?

Don't order a drink

I’m all about being as frugal as possible, but if you’re taking someone out? Bitch can get a drank! If you’re that broke, take her on a long romantic walk.

Also, be kind to your waiters. Please don’t shout, “waiter!” Although in the context of this comic it is pretty perfect.

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Just a friendly Monday morning reminder to atone for the mistakes you made last weekend.

don't count if you're drunk

What’s the most efficient way to get your significant other to never trust you again? That, right there.


PORN STAR DINNER

I think the question really is, but did he stay for dessert?

And thus concludes our Valentine’s Day TRIFECTA OF LOVE!!! We hope you’ve enjoyed yourself.

Next post will be on Monday! Because… Let’s face it. Mondays suck.


TMXS - Coffee

Happy Valentine’s Day! We’ll be celebrating all day here by posting the first in our series of stupid quotes that YOUR ex said.



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