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Not to knock the power of prayer, or any sort of spirituality… But when you’re dissolving an engagement, the futility of your messages to God aren’t going to make her feel any better.

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Yeah, “sorry” isn’t gonna cut it, either.

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This is almost like one of those marketing tactics where you drop a worse bomb so that your bad news doesn’t seem so bad. Almost.

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Oh wait. That’s way f*cking worse.

Suddenly, whatever is happening on your Monday isn’t going to seem so bad…

lube and gelYou’re welcome.

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