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Eventually, you reach that point in a crumbling relationship where even routine physical intimacy becomes too much of a chore.

aren't you frustrated?

Oh wow! Brilliant! Why didn’t I think of that? Honey, you’re a genius. Way to skirt the issue.

Welp, it’s important to know what you want.

No matter how mad

Because it doesn’t matter what I may say or do–as long as this is the sitcom where no matter how badly I screw up I still get laid? Life will be good.

May you never be in a relationship that gets to this point:

intimacy and affection

Have an intimate and affectionate weekend, everybody! Whatever that means to you. Unfortunately for her, it meant some naked time.

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