Luckily enough, all of my relationships have failed so quickly they’ve never come to divorce. So I really don’t know anything about it. But honestly, this seems pretty whack.
The “good” news? He’s on his second lawyer now. And somewhere in between all the property, claims, and collateral damage are two broken hearts.
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mtnslamgrass
I wonder if the lawyer also you “You need to be a douche bag about it”. Wait, it’s a lawyer.
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I feel like if I was the lawyer I would have facepalmed at his response. Couldn’t come up with anything better than that?
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Wow.
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Eerily familiar!!!!
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