I think this might be the most awkward agreement to dissolve an engagement, ever.
What came next? Awkward silence? That moment when you say, “Wait a minute. . . did we just. . . break up?” (Beat.) “I think so.” ? Or were they just like, “Aight, bye.” ?
The world may never know.
thingsmyexsaid 
mygirlfriendisoutoftown
oh my god, that’s terrible. Certainly hits home, though.
RobotDancing
It is terrible, but I find myself hoping that this was the end, and they didn’t become one of those desperate on-again, off-again couples!
kimberly townsend palmer
Hey, she was lucky!!!! No marriage, no divorce!!!!!
kimberly townsend palmer
Failure = Success!!!!
rougedmount
my response would have been ‘i will think about what you said’…pawn the ring and go on vacation..come back with a tan and advise mr “i’m going to hold onto it’ that in case he could not figure it out from my 10 day absence? i decided to break up with him and neither the ring nor my attention was available to be held onto any longer.
averagebob
Clearly she’s irresponsible. Maybe she had already lost it a few times. Maybe she smoked all his cigarettes and forgot to pick up his Brill Cream at the store. So many questions …