Your wife is pregnant. Congratulations! Now, guest artist “O” reminds us to never, ever say this:

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Seriously. You might as well relocate to the garage, because the sleeping on the couch is officially too good for you.

Want to see more of this artist’s work? Check out www.0thehumanity.tumblr.com to see his full range of comics! Got a stupid ex? Want to see his or her quote up here in anonymous infamy? Submit your quote to ThingsMyExSaid!