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What’s a little fraud between sweethearts?

Did you use my credit card?

Nope. It’s not totally fine. There is nothing fine about this.


I get an awful lot of quotes about people who have cheated on each other. But this guy has entwined his infidelity with a “blame-the-victim” mentality in a way I’ve never seen before.

I cheated on you

Yep. That’ll show her.


Just a friendly Monday morning reminder to atone for the mistakes you made last weekend.

don't count if you're drunk

What’s the most efficient way to get your significant other to never trust you again? That, right there.


I can think of more than just the obvious reason not to have sex with this guy.

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Clearly, he thinks the elephant in the room isn’t his absent girlfriend.


Gentlemen, when flirting with a gal it’s important to lead with your best foot forward.

Some girls are HOT

It’s important to me to know where I stand in the hierarchy of hotness at any given time. Thanks for the update.


Suddenly, whatever is happening on your Monday isn’t going to seem so bad…

lube and gelYou’re welcome.


First dates. That stressful time to make a good impression.

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I don’t know if this guy thought he was sounding educated, or jaded, or funny…. but whatever he was going for, it didn’t work.


You know what? Sometimes guys aren’t mean. Sometimes they think you’re smokin’ hot.

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No, guy. I think the question is, what else are you looking for? Because that nice body probably has a nice person inside. Or at least a nice face.


Fair enough.

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No, certainly not. Why would she do that?

But seriously. If there were ever an excuse for being a bitch, isn’t “you cheated on me” the case?


This might be the ultimate version of “it’s not you, it’s me.”

don't want to be in a relationship with anyone

You’ve actually made me allergic to people. Congratulations for making me want to give up on life. But really, it’s me.



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