There’s that heart-fluttering moment when you look at your sweetheart and think, “what a man.”
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. . .Don’t hold your breath.
What’s better than being taken out to dinner by your honey?
I’m all about being as frugal as possible, but if you’re taking someone out? Bitch can get a drank! If you’re that broke, take her on a long romantic walk.
Also, be kind to your waiters. Please don’t shout, “waiter!” Although in the context of this comic it is pretty perfect.
What’s a little fraud between sweethearts?
Nope. It’s not totally fine. There is nothing fine about this.
Ever get awkward charitable help–that you didn’t quite want–from a significant other?
I don’t think I’m going out on a limb here by suggesting this guy was joking about the hooker… But really? Is that supposed to be cute? Funny? Cute and funny? Because I got a little nauseous.
Or maybe he wasn’t joking.
Mixing money and man-love is probably not a good idea to begin with. But when poor decisions get rubbed in your face…
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Clueless or classless? You decide.
Let’s face it: Long distance is hard. But don’t you love it when you and your significant other take that first step toward planning your life together?
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Ah yes. The obvious conclusion!
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