What’s better than being taken out to dinner by your honey?
I’m all about being as frugal as possible, but if you’re taking someone out? Bitch can get a drank! If you’re that broke, take her on a long romantic walk.
Also, be kind to your waiters. Please don’t shout, “waiter!” Although in the context of this comic it is pretty perfect.
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This really happened to someone I knew! He asked her what she wanted to drink (like a soda) and she started mentioning food, so he repeated “Drink, not eat.”
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These comics are fantastic!!! 😀
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Thank you!!