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Want tickets to the gun show?

Watch me masturbate

…I didn’t think so. Quite frankly, dude, it’s not that hard to figure out. Pun intended.

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PORN STAR DINNER

I think the question really is, but did he stay for dessert?

And thus concludes our Valentine’s Day TRIFECTA OF LOVE!!! We hope you’ve enjoyed yourself.

Next post will be on Monday! Because… Let’s face it. Mondays suck.



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