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August 11, 2014 at 3:29 pm
Everyone needs goals.
August 17, 2014 at 10:24 am
He’s a shining star of accomplishment, but the comment is not unheard of. I’ve heard similar things come out of the mouths of some of my friend’s ex-boyfriends.
Totally unrelated, but: I know a man who came out of the closet late in life. His wife’s response was: ‘Now I can go ahead and try women’ and she promptly went out and had a threesome. She is now married to another man.
He just ended a rather chaotic four year relationship with his next door neighbour’s son, a guy the same age as his youngest son.
Awkward family reunions, that’s for sure. I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall when his wife found that out.
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