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Facepalm.

I really like bigger girls

This might be the worst compliment ever. Not because there is anything wrong with size 4 or any other size out there, but because he’s using the compliment to make himself sound like a better person by hinting that he might be the best she can get.

She might as well have said, “I really love your face. A lot of women don’t like it, but I enjoy being with someone who’s less attractive than me.”


Ever find out that your boyfriend thinks you’re kind of busted looking?

don't get your teeth

Not our kids. Your kids. Because I wouldn’t touch that with anything but a ten foot pole. Or my penis.

…Let’s hope his kids don’t inherit his tact.


I’ll be taking next week off, folks! I’m traveling around Europe and probably going to be too hungover to even look at a computer screen. But since it’s winter and it’s cold, I wanted to leave you all with warm thoughts. To send us off, here’s a quote that makes me think of the sticky, sweaty, dusty, don’t-touch-me part of summertime.

starting to look like a lez

You’re right. Let me slip into that cute Banana Republic wrap dress I bought on sale for $80 and never wear because I’m afraid I’ll get pit stains in it. That will look great when I give the old mare a rub down.

That’s all for now, folks! Have a happy holiday and a great New Year. And remember, if you want to see quotes from your own misadventures in love up here in 2014, send them in!


This would be one thing if the guy was only, say, twelve years old. Or if they had been hanging out for longer than 45 minutes.

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I can hear the taunting from here…. Cowboy Jim likes girls, oooooh!

But seriously, lying is better than admitting I would hang out with you.


Gentlemen, when flirting with a gal it’s important to lead with your best foot forward.

Some girls are HOT

It’s important to me to know where I stand in the hierarchy of hotness at any given time. Thanks for the update.


Fair enough.

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No, certainly not. Why would she do that?

But seriously. If there were ever an excuse for being a bitch, isn’t “you cheated on me” the case?


Acting like a bitch

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Why don’t you split some more hairs? They’re getting thin enough on top of that big head of yours. Oh wait. Now I’m acting like a bitch.

Be sure to check back on Friday to see the winning quote from our Best Worst Break Up Contest!


Because when somebody else seeks counseling, it’s all about you.

You should get some counseling

Anyone else thinking of the shrink Don Draper hires for Sally in Mad Men? My advice would be not to take any recommendations from this guy.


The jocks and the geeks don’t mix! The jocks and the geeks don’t mix!

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YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US!!!



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