Ever find out that your boyfriend thinks you’re kind of busted looking?
Not our kids. Your kids. Because I wouldn’t touch that with anything but a ten foot pole. Or my penis.
…Let’s hope his kids don’t inherit his tact.
Posted by thingsmyexsaid in Appearance, Family, Rejected, Relationship, WTF?, Yikes Tags: children, dating, ex boyfriend, exes, funny, humor, kids, men, quotes, relationships, romance, rude, teeth, things my ex said, tmxs, women, wtf
kimberly townsend palmer
March 8, 2014 at 5:23 am
honey, you make me CRY WITH LAUGHTER! which is the best thing, or one of the best things, EVER IN THE WHOLE WIDE, WIDE WORLD!!!!!! forever and ever, amen!
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