Ever find out that your boyfriend thinks you’re kind of busted looking?
Not our kids. Your kids. Because I wouldn’t touch that with anything but a ten foot pole. Or my penis.
…Let’s hope his kids don’t inherit his tact.
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kimberly townsend palmer
honey, you make me CRY WITH LAUGHTER! which is the best thing, or one of the best things, EVER IN THE WHOLE WIDE, WIDE WORLD!!!!!! forever and ever, amen!