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Children clearly fall under the category of Very Big Deal. Nevermind your own, putting up with somebody else’s kids would be a lot to ask.

your children in my life

But there has to be a better way to say this.

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Ever find out that your boyfriend thinks you’re kind of busted looking?

don't get your teeth

Not our kids. Your kids. Because I wouldn’t touch that with anything but a ten foot pole. Or my penis.

…Let’s hope his kids don’t inherit his tact.

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