Happy Memorial Day! I hope everybody enjoyed Arrested Development Day yesterday! I want you all to appreciate that it’s taking every ounce of my self control right now not to turn this entire website into pure Arrested Development fan fiction.
And now, without further ado, here’s some jerk one of you dated:
At least she knows what she wants! Oh wait . . .
I gave my artist the day off, so you get to enjoy a true original today! Something tells me I feel worse about my own shoddy art than than this guy feels about his personal preferences:
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That’s like, serious. I hope he and his board were very happy together.
Who said romance was dead? Hmm, probably this guy.
They say that marriage dulls the excitement, but it looks like this guy got over it way back in high school.
Okay, so this isn’t a quote from somebody’s ex. But as I was matching some more 4-star quotes to comic strips this morning, I came across this:
From the 1950s comic strip Dream of Love, we see that yes, fat girls too can dream of love. Even in Hollywood! And don’t even let me get started on Dr. Anthony King, Hollywood Psychiatrist! Although, not gonna lie… “Hollywood Psychiatrist” would look almost as cool on a business card as “Doctor Cop”. I thought this comic was more than offensive enough on its own, so rather than pair it with a quote, I thought I’d let it stand alone on this special Saturday TMXS post!
Hurray! ThingsMyExSaid.com has been around for a whole month! And we’ve gotten 2500 hits! In honor of being around a whole month, today we’re posting the first submission of a quote said by a female. That’s right, girls can be jerks, too!
Keep you submissions coming, and we’ll post them up here! You can submit a quote right here.
And in honor of last night’s Academy Awards, here’s another acting-themed quote! Ahh, when even the most dutiful attempt at being supportive goes awry…
I think the question really is, but did he stay for dessert?
And thus concludes our Valentine’s Day TRIFECTA OF LOVE!!! We hope you’ve enjoyed yourself.
Next post will be on Monday! Because… Let’s face it. Mondays suck.
It’s here! The midday installment of our Valentine’s Day “Trifecta of Love”! We hope you like it.
Um, shouldn’t the answer be obvious?
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