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Worst version of “it’s not you, it’s me,” ever.

I need therapyYou’re not only so great, that I need to get as far away from you and possible and undergo an extensive mental overhaul. It’s going to take years, so. . . ya know. . . don’t call me.


Happy Memorial Day! I hope everybody enjoyed Arrested Development Day yesterday! I want you all to appreciate that it’s taking every ounce of my self control right now not to turn this entire website into pure Arrested Development fan fiction.

And now, without further ado, here’s some jerk one of you dated:

I want to be with you

At least she knows what she wants! Oh wait . . .



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