Sometimes, enough is enough.
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My question is, what is he going to do with all those Coach purses? (Please say use them, please say use them!)
Women’s intuition: Making women right since 8000 B.C.
Cheating: If you have to ask, it qualifies.
Ladies and gentlemen, the price of love:
You know we’ve all thought it, at one point or another.
Worst version of “it’s not you, it’s me,” ever.
You’re not only so great, that I need to get as far away from you and possible and undergo an extensive mental overhaul. It’s going to take years, so. . . ya know. . . don’t call me.
He’s a keen observer, this one.
She probably noticed the first time she saw him naked, and secretly hated her butt because of it. But nice of him to take his head out of his own tight ass and finally notice.
Wow. Guys, what not to say on a first date? It’s this.
And that chicken now has a better chance of getting lucky than you do. Surprise! The mirror can be cruel.
Sometimes, there’s not much to say beyond, “yikes”.
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Yep…. yikes.
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