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You’re pretty.

July 24, 2013

Wow. Guys, what not to say on a first date? It’s this.

I was talking about the chicken

And that chicken now has a better chance of getting lucky than you do. Surprise! The mirror can be cruel.

Posted by in Appearance, Bad Dates, Common Sense, Dating Tags: , , , , , , , , ,

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