When you’re actually lucky enough to get laid, never say this.
Never.
When you’re actually lucky enough to get laid, never say this.
Never.
Posted by thingsmyexsaid in Common Sense, Hooking Up, Romance, Sex Tags: dating, ex-boyfriends, in bed, relationships, sex, things my ex said, tmi, what not to say, woof
cathmae
HA! I’ll probably laugh about this the rest of the day – thanks!!
wanderingfireflies
Reblogged this on Love is a Battlefield and commented:
Laughing my ass off.
reocochran
Funny, and yet, for me reminded me of recent man I was dating who at age 46, was saying I made him “horny!” How immature and unromantic! Men!! Sorry, but they drive me NUTS!!
Just Meg
HAHAHA! I would have just died laughing if my ex said that. He did however say, “yeah that just happened, and gave himself a self five once” – Oh, p.s. – he finished within 12 seconds. I just laid there and was like, “did you just..?” and he said, “Oh yeah!” I was no where near finished, but he fell asleep after talking about how awesome he was. UGH! PLEASE!
insanityrules67
HAHAHA ! Thank You so much for the Laugh ! I don’t think any of my past Loves have ever said something quite like that, but this has got me wondering what crazy things some of them probably did say.