When you’re actually lucky enough to get laid, never say this.
Never.
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Posted by thingsmyexsaid in Common Sense, Hooking Up, Romance, Sex Tags: dating, ex-boyfriends, in bed, relationships, sex, things my ex said, tmi, what not to say, woof
Never.
cathmae
HA! I’ll probably laugh about this the rest of the day – thanks!!
wanderingfireflies
Reblogged this on Love is a Battlefield and commented:
Laughing my ass off.
reocochran
Funny, and yet, for me reminded me of recent man I was dating who at age 46, was saying I made him “horny!” How immature and unromantic! Men!! Sorry, but they drive me NUTS!!
Just Meg
HAHAHA! I would have just died laughing if my ex said that. He did however say, “yeah that just happened, and gave himself a self five once” – Oh, p.s. – he finished within 12 seconds. I just laid there and was like, “did you just..?” and he said, “Oh yeah!” I was no where near finished, but he fell asleep after talking about how awesome he was. UGH! PLEASE!
insanityrules67
HAHAHA ! Thank You so much for the Laugh ! I don’t think any of my past Loves have ever said something quite like that, but this has got me wondering what crazy things some of them probably did say.