I can think of more than just the obvious reason not to have sex with this guy.
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Clearly, he thinks the elephant in the room isn’t his absent girlfriend.
It’s really inconvenient when you make me have to destroy the evidence.
I mean, I’d love to share all these conversations with you, but you think I’m being a shifty bastard.
Fair enough.
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No, certainly not. Why would she do that?
But seriously. If there were ever an excuse for being a bitch, isn’t “you cheated on me” the case?
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When boinking your girlfriend just isn’t an option…
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No shit, Sherlock.
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Cheating: If you have to ask, it qualifies.
Sometimes, there’s not much to say beyond, “yikes”.
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Yep…. yikes.
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