Yep . . .That IS what he said.

I never have to worry.

Nothing like security, right? Job security, financial security, relationship security….

NO ONE ELSEI’d start worrying now, if I were you.

You’re cute.

Gentlemen, when flirting with a gal it’s important to lead with your best foot forward.

Some girls are HOT

It’s important to me to know where I stand in the hierarchy of hotness at any given time. Thanks for the update.

That ring I got you.

Are you a sentimentalist or a pragmatist when it comes to a break up? Do you keep the mementos, or sell them to the highest bidder?

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Guess we’re going sentimental on this one.

I’m sorry.

Suddenly, whatever is happening on your Monday isn’t going to seem so bad…

lube and gelYou’re welcome.

Thingsmyexsaid- a review

Since our launch last Valentine’s Day, we’ve had some fabulous shout-outs and exciting feedback from our readers. But this is the very first time (to my knowledge), I am thrilled to announce, that someone has written a formal review of Things My Ex Said! We’d be tickled pink, if we weren’t pink already.

And when I say “we”, I mean myself, of course, but hopefully all of us. This site is bigger than just myself, and it wouldn’t be here without your stories and sharing. So thanks, Inkwellknight, for finding us worth noting. It’s exciting to be recognized and critiqued in the peer-reviewed process of the blog world. Looking forward to continuing the stories!

What kind of music do you like?

First dates. That stressful time to make a good impression.

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I don’t know if this guy thought he was sounding educated, or jaded, or funny…. but whatever he was going for, it didn’t work.

It’s you I think about.

Let’s play the game Marry, F*ck, or Kill.

It's you I think about

Guess which one you make me want to do.

Why do you love me?

You know what? Sometimes guys aren’t mean. Sometimes they think you’re smokin’ hot.

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No, guy. I think the question is, what else are you looking for? Because that nice body probably has a nice person inside. Or at least a nice face.

Our 100th Post!

It’s ThingsMyExSaid‘s 100th post!! Oh my gosh! We’re so old! And to celebrate, I thought what better way than to share one of my personal favorites. I’ve been saving this one for a special day. I think you can guess why.

Quotes for your website

Note to self: if he’s making it onto this website before he’s your ex, he should be your ex.

Got a quote you’d like to share? Send in your quotes and see that lemon of an ex turned into comedic lemonade!

Being a bitch.

Fair enough.

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No, certainly not. Why would she do that?

But seriously. If there were ever an excuse for being a bitch, isn’t “you cheated on me” the case?