Who said romance was dead? Hmm, probably this guy.
They say that marriage dulls the excitement, but it looks like this guy got over it way back in high school.
There are certain things you just don’t want to hear when you’re cuddling. At the beach.
In other news, ThingsMyExSaid is 2 months old! Cheers to the over 4,000 visitors who’ve checked us out since Valentine’s Day! Keep on sending in your submissions, and we’ll keep on posting!
Okay, so it’s not my soulmate. But I did find a new hummus this weekend that is to die for. Enough about me.
Found a new booty call? Slept together 4 days ago? This is one of those things you don’t want to hear him to say.
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Translation: “Our connection” = “I’d still really like to keep having sex with you.”
Okay, so this isn’t a quote from somebody’s ex. But as I was matching some more 4-star quotes to comic strips this morning, I came across this:
From the 1950s comic strip Dream of Love, we see that yes, fat girls too can dream of love. Even in Hollywood! And don’t even let me get started on Dr. Anthony King, Hollywood Psychiatrist! Although, not gonna lie… “Hollywood Psychiatrist” would look almost as cool on a business card as “Doctor Cop”. I thought this comic was more than offensive enough on its own, so rather than pair it with a quote, I thought I’d let it stand alone on this special Saturday TMXS post!
It’s April Fool’s Day! So we thought you’d enjoy seeing one of the more foolish first-date quotes we’ve had submitted. When an attempt at a compliment goes very, very wrong…
We give extra points for her sassy comeback line!
Hurray! ThingsMyExSaid.com has been around for a whole month! And we’ve gotten 2500 hits! In honor of being around a whole month, today we’re posting the first submission of a quote said by a female. That’s right, girls can be jerks, too!
Keep you submissions coming, and we’ll post them up here! You can submit a quote right here.
Since I haven’t had any presidential quotes yet submitted (that I know of!), in honor the new acting job I’m starting today I’ve posted a quote that’s near and dear to my heart. Cheers!
I think the question really is, but did he stay for dessert?
And thus concludes our Valentine’s Day TRIFECTA OF LOVE!!! We hope you’ve enjoyed yourself.
Next post will be on Monday! Because… Let’s face it. Mondays suck.
It’s here! The midday installment of our Valentine’s Day “Trifecta of Love”! We hope you like it.
Um, shouldn’t the answer be obvious?
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