Okay, so it’s not my soulmate. But I did find a new hummus this weekend that is to die for. Enough about me.

Found a new booty call? Slept together 4 days ago? This is one of those things you don’t want to hear him to say.

I met my soulmate

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Translation: “Our connection” = “I’d still really like to keep having sex with you.”

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