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We’re back! And don’t worry, we’re keeping it classy.

do four chicks

I wonder if he found them.

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Luckily enough, all of my relationships have failed so quickly they’ve never come to divorce. So I really don’t know anything about it. But honestly, this seems pretty whack.

divorce petition

The “good” news? He’s on his second lawyer now. And somewhere in between all the property, claims, and collateral damage are two broken hearts.

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Wow!!! Today we celebrate 1500 subscribers! That’s amazing, you all. I’m so happy that this little site I started almost a year and a half ago has reached so many people. It’s been great fun to share everyone’s stories on the site, so far. I’m looking forward to the next phase of Things My Ex Said! Let’s keep the dialogue going! 😀

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You’re studying! Or working. Or otherwise busy. So really, it’s your fault that I’m flirting with other women.

Also… MySpace? Seriously? This must be a dated quote, or this guy’s flirting skills are back in 2005.

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Sometimes, it’s just nice to know you’re appreciated.

puts up with you

Chances are, that could be true. In fact, I think I’ve even seen quirky Valentine’s cards with the same sentiment written on them. But unless you get away with that kind of humor, you don’t get away with that kind of humor. And since this quote got submitted to Things My Ex Said, I’m guessing he didn’t get away with it, in the long run.


And we’re back to our regular posts this week! Thanks to all who have been showing the love for the TMXS Cabaret!

Ah, the extra complication that comes from still living with your ex.

living with the ex

Might be worth breaking that lease, just saying.

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Girl dates boy. Boy dumps girl. Boy gets beat up in a fight. Boy asks girl to come see him in the hospital. Girl takes an hour-long taxi ride by herself to come visit boy.

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Boy either wore off the meds, or fails at expressing himself, completely.

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To some people, I guess size really is everything.

Still your biggest

Well, let’s see, let me break out my measuring tape….

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It’s good for people to understand their priorities in relationships.

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This has got to be one of the hands down worst ways of explaining to someone that she isn’t pretty enough to be your girlfriend. Also, this whole list thing is just pretty cringe-y in general. Might as well call this “10 Things I Wish I Loved About You.”

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Ah, modern standards of beauty.

Wendy's girl

“You’re no cartoon face of a corporate brand, but I could still eat.”

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This is the male version of playing dress up:

a shit wife“You’re fun to play dress up in, but I wouldn’t actually wear you to the prom.”

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