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Category Archives: Girls Are Jerks Too

Don’t you love the getting-to-know-each-other phase? When you can ask all those questions about what pets you like, and where your favorite restaurant is, and whether you believe in soul mates?

I believe in romanceWelp, I suppose that’s true.

I don’t know about you ladies, but I like to go into a first date armed with a list of things I won’t do. Somewhere between the salad and the entrée is usually the right time to mention things like, “You’re never going to do me in the butt, by the way.” If possible, try to wait until he’s taken a big gulp of his drink.

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Come on girls, don’t be creepy.

Have you considered marriage?

Have they considered eloping in Canada?


Some may say nice guys finish last, but in this case it sounds more like he dodged a bullet.

You are too nice to me

Yeah. Nice people? F*ck that.


Happy Memorial Day! I hope everybody enjoyed Arrested Development Day yesterday! I want you all to appreciate that it’s taking every ounce of my self control right now not to turn this entire website into pure Arrested Development fan fiction.

And now, without further ado, here’s some jerk one of you dated:

I want to be with you

At least she knows what she wants! Oh wait . . .


So guys are just harder to pick presents for in general, in my opinion. Women can get flowers, bath stuff, jewelry, but for men there is less of a blanket of obvious gifts. On his birthday–forget cards, watches, sports memorabilia–nothing says love and devotion like when she talks to her ex on the phone for a long period of time.

On Your Birthday

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Happy birthday, honey! I’m having serious second thoughts about you!


Here at ThingsMyExSaid, we support equality for same-sex relationships. Let’s be real, getting rejected by anyone sucks. Especially if she uses a lame excuse like this one.Hunger Games

If somebody would rather see a movie she’s already seen, with somebody she sees every single day, she’s just not that into you.



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