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Category Archives: Bad Dates

It’s April Fool’s Day! So we thought you’d enjoy seeing one of the more foolish first-date quotes we’ve had submitted. When an attempt at a compliment goes very, very wrong…

funny 'cause you're fat wm

We give extra points for her sassy comeback line!


It’s thirsty Thursday! Not thirsty? You may want a drink after you read the quote from this morning’s winner of a boyfriend. Oh wait, whoops, that’s ex boyfriend. I wonder why…

Excuse Me?


Since I haven’t had any presidential quotes yet submitted (that I know of!), in honor the new acting job I’m starting today I’ve posted a quote that’s near and dear to my heart. Cheers!

business man


PORN STAR DINNER

I think the question really is, but did he stay for dessert?

And thus concludes our Valentine’s Day TRIFECTA OF LOVE!!! We hope you’ve enjoyed yourself.

Next post will be on Monday! Because… Let’s face it. Mondays suck.


It’s here! The midday installment of our Valentine’s Day “Trifecta of Love”! We hope you like it.

Um, shouldn't the answer be obvious?

Um, shouldn’t the answer be obvious?


TMXS - Coffee

Happy Valentine’s Day! We’ll be celebrating all day here by posting the first in our series of stupid quotes that YOUR ex said.



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