Let’s face it: Long distance is hard. But don’t you love it when you and your significant other take that first step toward planning your life together?
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Ah yes. The obvious conclusion!
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Yes. Yes she did. Absolutely. And please note: if you find yourself backed into this kind of corner, use of the word “empirically” isn’t going to help you, it will only make you sound even douchier.
Certain things just don’t ring well in the bedroom.
I’m going to say chances are, she did know. Chances are, she agreed with him. But perhaps that was something better discussed over tea. . . or at least breakfast.
So guys are just harder to pick presents for in general, in my opinion. Women can get flowers, bath stuff, jewelry, but for men there is less of a blanket of obvious gifts. On his birthday–forget cards, watches, sports memorabilia–nothing says love and devotion like when she talks to her ex on the phone for a long period of time.
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Happy birthday, honey! I’m having serious second thoughts about you!
Okay, so it’s not my soulmate. But I did find a new hummus this weekend that is to die for. Enough about me.
Found a new booty call? Slept together 4 days ago? This is one of those things you don’t want to hear him to say.
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Translation: “Our connection” = “I’d still really like to keep having sex with you.”
Lesson of the day: if you have to seek someone out to announce that you’re over them, you’re not.
Here at ThingsMyExSaid, we support equality for same-sex relationships. Let’s be real, getting rejected by anyone sucks. Especially if she uses a lame excuse like this one.
If somebody would rather see a movie she’s already seen, with somebody she sees every single day, she’s just not that into you.
And in honor of last night’s Academy Awards, here’s another acting-themed quote! Ahh, when even the most dutiful attempt at being supportive goes awry…
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