We’re doing something a little bit different, today! After amusing myself looking at our site stats, I am pleased and proud to announce the following search terms were among those that have brought viewers to this site:
- when is your birthday?
- let’s be terrible together
- what my ex said about my weight
- drive me
- dear ex boyfriend quotes
- morning sex quotes
- hope in our relationship quotes
- high school pervy teacher
- morning coffee and sex
- how old is your momma
- my ex says that I’m pretty, and fun
- too fat to love
- quotes about giving up
- drugs madness
- my ex boyfriend lied 2013
- funny compliments
- ex posting bad thing about ex
- funny quotes about first dates with pictures
- games hot sleep soulmate
- losing things quotes
- my ex said bad things
- coffee sex quotes
- trifecta of love
- funny compliments
- therapist says wtf
And last but not least, my favorite:
- the hunger games porn
Guys, these search terms are awesome. Keep looking up weird shit. I’ll be there for you when you find me.
Don’t worry, on Wednesday we’ll be back to our regularly scheduled programming. And now, here’s an original 1950’s comic that needed none of my improving:
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Never listen to rumors about your future husband’s past! You’ll ruin everything!!!
It’s April Fool’s Day! So we thought you’d enjoy seeing one of the more foolish first-date quotes we’ve had submitted. When an attempt at a compliment goes very, very wrong…
We give extra points for her sassy comeback line!
Hurray! ThingsMyExSaid.com has been around for a whole month! And we’ve gotten 2500 hits! In honor of being around a whole month, today we’re posting the first submission of a quote said by a female. That’s right, girls can be jerks, too!
Keep you submissions coming, and we’ll post them up here! You can submit a quote right here.
It’s here! The midday installment of our Valentine’s Day “Trifecta of Love”! We hope you like it.
Um, shouldn’t the answer be obvious?
Happy Valentine’s Day! We’ll be celebrating all day here by posting the first in our series of stupid quotes that YOUR ex said.
We’ve all got them. Those awful things an ex said to us that still ring in our ears when we let down our defenses. Or maybe it’s the crazy thing he told you that sent you over the edge and packing for the door?
Whatever the circumstances, exes say the darndest things! And we’re here to document them in all their absurdity, hilarity, or atrocity. So strap yourself in–it’s going to be a twisted ride. We hope nobody’s ever said anything to you like these. And if they have, well, submit them and we’ll turn your ex’s words into exactly what they are–comedy.
From the 1950s comic “Algie”. This and much of the artwork we feature on the site can be found on the open source comic resource website: http://www.comicbookplus.com.
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